If the celebrity tabloid world was anything like high school, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt would be voted "Most Likely to Make Us Vomit." Even by Us Weekly, surprise, surprise.
I was uber giddy to note via Jossip that the celebrity rag that usually loves all things staged and cheesy called out Camp Speidi's lame shenanigans.
It's like when I see these pictures of Heidi and Spencer together, it reminds me of the movie "Green Card" where they frantically take photos in different settings to act like they've had a lasting and real relationship. Speidi does the same thing, except they have D-list celebutante status at risk instead of the possibility of being deported.
And even more lame, they're apparently getting paid to look this ridiculously uninteresting. I want to know who at Pacific Coast News sat down and thought it would be a good idea for them to post up in a wheel barrow with a sad-looking pumpkin for Halloween. And then, to wear matching canary yellow polo shirts for "golf day." Among the pair's gratuitous beachwear shots, Heidi dons a bikini with a likening to the U.S. flag for the Fourth of July. How patriotic. (Ahem: please note the photos in beachwear all seem to take place near the same beach rock formation. The captions say things like "Pacific Palisades" and "Cabo San Lucas," but we all know it's a backdrop in a photography studio in Culver City.)
I'd say these two sold out, but I really don't think they had much integrity in the first place. Oh well. Rock the 15 minutes of fame while you can...even though these two make it painfully feel more like 45, even 50 minutes.
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